The Euphemisms for Labia
a sagy susan
anal labia
arabia labia
arby barbie
baboon-ass pussy
backburger
bacon curtains
bacon dangles
bacon drapes
bacon flaps
bacon gliders
bacon lips
bacon strips
bacon tongs
badly made kebab
badly packed kebab
baggy curtains
baggy ham
ball drag
ball flapping
ballgina
balogna sandwich
baloney drapes
baloney flap
barbara bush
barnycles
bassett hound face
bassett’s lugholes
bastard flaps
batman vagina
bat’s wings
beaded curtains
beagle ears
bean baging
bean bags and cabbage
beargina
beat up meat curtains
beatin guts
bedazzled meat curtains
beef blanket
beef chomps
beef curtainitis
beef curtains
beef drapes
beef flaps
beef muffins
beef skirts
beef stamp
beef tongs
beef wings
bell lips
bitch flap
bitch lips
blooming knicker bacon
blow up a pussy
blowing leather
bologna curtains
bologna winged ham sandwich
bomb doors
boneless batwings
brown meat
bubble gum taco
bubble gum sandwich
bubble-gum-by-the-bum
bulldog lips
bulldoggin’
bumping tacos
burger in the bun
burger out of the bun
burger pussy
burnt curtains
bush curtain
bushmeat
busted ravioli
butcher’s kiss
cabbage flaps
cabbage roll
carolina cuntflap
carpet bagging
catamaran
cave meat
cheeky labia
cheesy bacon
chicken skin
choco taco
church doors
clam hoagie
clam jostling
clam shucking
clam-grappler
clam-jam
clit lips
clit mitten
cock blocking lip
cock rudders
cold cuts
coldcunts sandwich
combat wings
coochie flaps
cooter bacon
corn beef curtains
corned beef explosion
cow blinds
cow lips
crinkly lettuce
crotch bacon
crust labs
cunny flaps
cunny-smacking
cunt flaps
cuntgunk
cunt-gut
curtain blowing
curtain caller
curtain pulling
curtain washing
curtains
dangle beef
dangle beef curtains
dangle meat
dangle-twat
dangly ham
dappy flaps
dark meat
dirty angel
dog bitten slugs
dong gates
donkey flaps
double meat
dropped kebab
elephant pussy
falda
fanny flaps
fanny jacket
fatty snapper
female flesh lettuce
female lapels
fessticles
fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich
fillet
filletbia
fish flaps
fishing shallow
fishy flaps
flabby labia
flabia
flackets
flange
flange flap folder
flangerine
flanneling
flap gliding
flaps
flaps and panels
flapstrap
flaptagged
flaptagging
flatulabia
flavica
flesh bangs
flesh flap
flesh lettuce
flip flaps
flop taco
flopping off
floppy beef curtain
floppy twat
floppy vagina
forever flaps
french dippin’
fuck flaps
fun flaps
gammon curtains
gammon hangers
gargoyle snatch
gasloppy
gate guardians
gayle-labia
gird flap
girlbrella
grandma’s drapes
granny’s oysters
guts in
guts out
ham dangler
ham drapes
ham flap
ham napkin
ham overhang
ham ruffle
ham sandwich
hangin’ ham
hanging curtains of babylon
hastily packed suitcase
hiplips
hit (the) skins
horse lips
horsemeat sandwich
hot lips houlihan
hot wings
hurtin’ curtains
hybrid pussy
innertube lips
invertagina
jumbo panty shrimp
kielbasa lips
kissing the floor
knicker bacon
krabia
kung pow yow
kunttucky
lab flaps
labainus
labbatical
labes
labia giganta
labiactic
labialographer
labitis
labs
labsicle
lady bacon
lady bollocks
lady lettuce
lady lips
laffy taffy
lap flappies
lappin lab
lasagna
lasagna ribbon
latissima
lazy labia
lazy taco
legendary pussy
lettuce cut
lip smacker
lips
loose lettuce
loose meat sandwich
lowlips
macrovagina
mahogany donkey lips
mcflaps
meat beard
meat curtain
meat curtains
meat drapes
meat flaps
meat gazer
meat linens
meat lips
meat purse
meat tassle
meat tenderizer
meat wings
meat-harps
meat sleeves
meaty snapper
meaty vagina
meef clams
motorcycle sandwich
moustache napkins
mudflaps
muff cabbage
mutton flaps
napkins
netherlips
p flaps
panty ham
pastrami curtains
pastrami flaps
pastrami suntan
pee curtain
pee flaps
peelback
peeper flaps
pink buffalo wings
pink carpet
pink kleenex
pink popper
pink shutters
pirate pussy
pish flap
pishers
piss curtains
piss flaps
piss flippers
piss lips
piss wings
piss flap pancake
platypussy
poison ivy vag
poonanipanini
poondangle
poorly packed suitcase
pooter balls
porky bread flaps
poutflaps
pressed ham sandwich
prosciutto curtains
protrubria
puddy lips
pulling the blinds
pulling the shades
pumpkin carving
punnani primpers
purple butterfly wings
purple meat
puss chops
puss flaps
pussy bacon
pussy be yankin’
pussy doors
pussy flapper
pussy lips
pussy print
pussy sandwich
pussy stroke
pussy flaps
pussy gut
pussy lips
reverse pigs in a blanket
road rash
roast beef
roast beef curtain
roast beef curtains
roast beef curtains with mayo
roast beef snatch
roast beef with cheese
roast beefing
roast beef pussy
roastie
rooster head
rotten bagpipe
rotting fruit rollup twat
rumpled slit skin
russian wedgie
rusty cunt bucket
safety curtain
saggy pussy syndrome
salmon slappers
salty beef curtains
salty piss flaps
scrapple flaps
scrotopussy
scruff flaps
show the pink
shrimp pussy
sirloin curtains
skin sandwich
skin flower
skinny larry
skin-on-it
skirt steak
skittle’s triad
slice the beef
slinkypink
slitsurfing
sloppy dan
slug foot
slug nut
smegma joint
smelling the sushi
smith it
smuggling arby’s
snapback pussy
snatch gristle
snatch paste
snatchflaps
snatchulence
snimigian
snooch paddles
snus cooter
soap dish
sonic burger
south town face plant
spam
spam flap
spaniels ears
spanish moss
spinach
split neep
split orange
splittail
split-tails
sporked
spread beaver
spunk saucer
squidgina
starched doily
stasiukaitis
steak canadian
steak curtains
steggles
stingray
stinky beef factory
stinky bridge
strabia
strawberry creampie
straybia
stretchage vaginalism
stretched out collar syndrome (socs)
stretchy labia
sub-badunkadunk sex
super-nude
susanne’s labia
swedish salute
tackle box
taco butterfly
taco button
taco massage
taco pussy
tailfin
tampon
tank drapes
tarantuknuckle
tartsexie
taters deep
taux pas
tea cozy
tea leaves
teacup vagina
teavag
tenticle twat
teri beef
thabia
thaw
the cock
the conrad
the flying w
the grilled cheese
the lab
the optimus
the sick-bag
thooch/thatch
tilapia
tinker-bell
transsexual
trench cunt
tribianism
trout slap
truck flaps
tuna fillet
tuna fish taco
tuna flap
tuna surprise
turkey lips
turkey quesadilla
turquish snowcone
turtle meat
twaddles
twapels
twat junk
twat mop
twat tuck
twat wad
twatcopter
twatflap
twathammock
twatopotamus
twatwaffling
twin rudders
ugly butterfly
ulabaphobia
uncle enore
underhang
upper puff
vabnerette
vaclabia
vag bat
vag flaps
vag slap
vagadactyl
vagalligator
vagelbow
vagibond
vagilax
vagilobe
vagimess
vagina
vagina acapulco
vagina crumpet
vagina doodle
vagina freckles
vagina sucking
vagina trouser
vaginal mullet
vaginal overbite
vaginarms
vaginsky
vagipants
vagma
vagowels
vajooba
vajowls
valloon
vanilla cream on a warm apple pie
vapoot
vee dub bonnet
veggie
velvet curtains
venus fly trap
viennese whirl
vlips
vstl
vulge
vulture
waffle topper
waffles
waffles with syrup
walking the camel.
wall coating
walnut
wangibies
wata-gata-pitus-berry
waubay whistler
wide-on
wigglechop
wimple
windflaps
wipe forward
wizard sleeve
wolly mammoth
woobachuckie
yatax
youkilis
yo-yo smuggler
zizwings
zoidberg pussy