The Euphemisms for Labia

a sagy susan

arabia labia

arby barbie

backburger

bacon curtains

bacon dangles

bacon drapes

bacon flaps

bacon gliders

bacon lips

bacon strips

bacon tongs

badly made kebab

badly packed kebab

baggy curtains

baggy ham

ball drag

ball flapping

ballgina

balogna sandwich

baloney drapes

baloney flap

barbara bush

barnycles

bassett hound face

bassett’s lugholes

bastard flaps

batman vagina

bat’s wings

beaded curtains

beagle ears

bean baging

bean bags and cabbage

beargina

beat up meat curtains

beatin guts

bedazzled meat curtains

beef blanket

beef chomps

beef curtainitis

beef curtains

beef drapes

beef flaps

beef muffins

beef skirts

beef stamp

beef tongs

beef wings

bell lips

bitch flap

bitch lips

blooming knicker bacon

blow up a pussy

blowing leather

bologna curtains

bologna winged ham sandwich

bomb doors

boneless batwings

brown meat

bubble gum sandwich

bubble gum taco

bubble-gum-by-the-bum

bulldog lips

bulldoggin’

bumping tacos

burger in the bun

burger out of the bun

burger pussy

burnt curtains

bush curtain

bushmeat

busted ravioli

butcher’s kiss

cabbage flaps

cabbage roll

carolina cuntflap

carpet bagging

catamaran

cave meat

cheeky labia

cheesy bacon

chicken skin

choco taco

church doors

clam hoagie

clam jostling

clam shucking

clam-grappler

clam-jam

clit lips

clit mitten

cock blocking lip

cock rudders

cold cuts

coldcunts sandwich

combat wings

coochie flaps

cooter bacon

corn beef curtains

corned beef explosion

cow blinds

cow lips

crinkly lettuce

crotch bacon

crust labs

cunny flaps

cunny-smacking

cunt flaps

cuntgunk

cunt-gut

curtain blowing

curtain caller

curtain pulling

curtain washing

curtains

dangle beef

dangle beef curtains

dangle meat

dangle-twat

dangly ham

dappy flaps

dark meat

dirty angel

dog bitten slugs

dong gates

donkey flaps

double meat

dropped kebab

elephant pussy

falda

fanny flaps

fanny jacket

fatty snapper

female flesh lettuce

female lapels

fessticles

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich

fillet

filletbia

fish flaps

fishing shallow

fishy flaps

flabby labia

flabia

flackets

flange

flange flap folder

flangerine

flanneling

flap gliding

flaps

flaps and panels

flapstrap

flaptagged

flaptagging

flatulabia

flavica

flesh bangs

flesh flap

flesh lettuce

flip flaps

flop taco

flopping off

floppy beef curtain

floppy twat

floppy vagina

forever flaps

french dippin’

fuck flaps

fun flaps

gammon curtains

gammon hangers

gargoyle snatch

gasloppy

gate guardians

gayle-labia

gird flap

girlbrella

grandma’s drapes

granny’s oysters

guts in

guts out

ham dangler

ham drapes

ham flap

ham napkin

ham overhang

ham ruffle

ham sandwich

hangin’ ham

hanging curtains of babylon

hastily packed suitcase

hiplips

hit (the) skins

horse lips

horsemeat sandwich

hot lips houlihan

hot wings

hurtin’ curtains

hybrid pussy

innertube lips

invertagina

jumbo panty shrimp

kielbasa lips

kissing the floor

knicker bacon

krabia

kung pow yow

kunttucky

lab flaps

labainus

labbatical

labes

labia giganta

labiactic

labialographer

labitis

labs

labsicle

lady bacon

lady bollocks

lady lettuce

lady lips

laffy taffy

lap flappies

lappin lab

lasagna

lasagna ribbon

latissima

lazy labia

lazy taco

legendary pussy

lettuce cut

lip smacker

lips

loose lettuce

loose meat sandwich

lowlips

macrovagina

mahogany donkey lips

mcflaps

meat beard

meat curtain

meat curtains

meat drapes

meat flaps

meat gazer

meat linens

meat lips

meat purse

meat sleeves

meat tassle

meat tenderizer

meat wings

meat-harps

meaty snapper

meaty vagina

meef clams

motorcycle sandwich

moustache napkins

mudflaps

muff cabbage

mutton flaps

napkins

netherlips

p flaps

panty ham

pastrami curtains

pastrami flaps

pastrami suntan

pee curtain

pee flaps

peelback

peeper flaps

pink buffalo wings

pink carpet

pink kleenex

pink popper

pink shutters

pirate pussy

pish flap

pishers

piss curtains

piss flap pancake

piss flaps

piss flippers

piss lips

piss wings

platypussy

poison ivy vag

poonanipanini

poondangle

poorly packed suitcase

pooter balls

porky bread flaps

poutflaps

pressed ham sandwich

prosciutto curtains

protrubria

puddy lips

pulling the blinds

pulling the shades

pumpkin carving

punnani primpers

purple butterfly wings

purple meat

puss chops

puss flaps

pussy bacon

pussy be yankin’

pussy doors

pussy flapper

pussy flaps

pussy gut

pussy lips

pussy lips

pussy print

pussy sandwich

pussy stroke

reverse pigs in a blanket

road rash

roast beef

roast beef curtain

roast beef curtains

roast beef curtains with mayo

roast beef pussy

roast beef snatch

roast beef with cheese

roast beefing

roastie

rooster head

rotten bagpipe

rotting fruit rollup twat

rumpled slit skin

russian wedgie

rusty cunt bucket

safety curtain

saggy pussy syndrome

salmon slappers

salty beef curtains

salty piss flaps

scrapple flaps

scrotopussy

scruff flaps

show the pink

shrimp pussy

sirloin curtains

skin flower

skin sandwich

skinny larry

skin-on-it

skirt steak

skittle’s triad

slice the beef

slinkypink

slitsurfing

sloppy dan

slug foot

slug nut

smegma joint

smelling the sushi

smith it

smuggling arby’s

snapback pussy

snatch gristle

snatch paste

snatchflaps

snatchulence

snimigian

snooch paddles

snus cooter

soap dish

sonic burger

south town face plant

spam

spam flap

spaniels ears

spanish moss

spinach

split neep

split orange

splittail

split-tails

sporked

spread beaver

spunk saucer

squidgina

starched doily

stasiukaitis

steak canadian

steak curtains

steggles

stingray

stinky beef factory

stinky bridge

strabia

strawberry creampie

straybia

stretchage vaginalism

stretched out collar syndrome (socs)

stretchy labia

sub-badunkadunk sex

super-nude

susanne’s labia

swedish salute

tackle box

taco butterfly

taco button

taco massage

taco pussy

tailfin

tampon

tank drapes

tarantuknuckle

tartsexie

taters deep

taux pas

tea cozy

tea leaves

teacup vagina

teavag

tenticle twat

teri beef

thabia

thaw

the baboon

the cock

the conrad

the flying w

the grilled cheese

the lab

the optimus

the sick-bag

thooch/thatch

tilapia

tinker-bell

transsexual

trench cunt

tribianism

trout slap

truck flaps

tuna fillet

tuna fish taco

tuna flap

tuna surprise

turkey lips

turkey quesadilla

turquish snowcone

turtle meat

twaddles

twapels

twat junk

twat mop

twat tuck

twat wad

twatcopter

twatflap

twathammock

twatopotamus

twatwaffling

twin rudders

ugly butterfly

ulabaphobia

uncle enore

underhang

upper puff

vabnerette

vaclabia

vag bat

vag flaps

vag slap

vagadactyl

vagalligator

vagelbow

vagibond

vagilax

vagilobe

vagimess

vagina

vagina acapulco

vagina crumpet

vagina doodle

vagina freckles

vagina sucking

vagina trouser

vaginal mullet

vaginal overbite

vaginarms

vaginsky

vagipants

vagma

vagowels

vajooba

vajowls

valloon

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

vapoot

vee dub bonnet

veggie

velvet curtains

venus fly trap

viennese whirl

vlips

vstl

vulge

vulture

waffle topper

waffles

waffles with syrup

walking the camel.

wall coating

walnut

wangibies

wata-gata-pitus-berry

waubay whistler

wide-on

wigglechop

wimple

windflaps

wipe forward

wizard sleeve

wolly mammoth

woobachuckie

yatax

youkilis

yo-yo smuggler

zizwings

zoidberg pussy